CALEDONIA–Ernie Palmer says he's smoking mad at locals who want to set up a "Caledonia Militia" in part to protect him from natives running a discount smoke shop on his front lawn.
"We have the OPP if there is lawlessness," the retiree said yesterday in an interview on his 19-hectare property on Highway 6.
However, he doesn't foresee any need for anyone to protect him from Oshweken resident Stephen (Boots) Powless, 44, one of the smoke shack's proprietors.
"I have found (Powless) a very nice man," said Palmer, who came to Canada from Hungary in 1957. "We have drunk so much coffee we're swimming. ... I have a good dialogue with Boots."
While he didn't invite Powless to set up on his land, Palmer said he respects the attempt to reinforce the assertion that native land claims can't be extinguished.
At one point in an interview on Palmer's lawn, Powless joined in and aimed a squirt gun at the property owner as if taking him hostage, which caused Palmer to burst out laughing.
Powless calls Palmer a friend, but said the area could have a long, hot summer of racial tension if the militia idea catches on.
"I have never run from anyone," he said. "If they come here looking for a fight, they'll get one.
"Hopefully, things remain peaceful," he added.
He said he was willing to leave Palmer's property until he read on the Internet of the plans to set up a local militia.
Organizers stated their right to remove "illegal trespassers" from local properties.
"Trespassers will be arrested and turned over to the OPP," the Internet announcement said.
As for the militia, "hotheads need not apply," the announcement said.
One of the organizers, Doug Fleming, also feels local racial tensions could come to a boil this summer.
"I think people are less resilient," said the 47-year-old, who installs pools and cuts firewood seasonally.
He acknowledged some may have problems with the term "militia."
"It conjures up images of shotguns and rifles," he said. "We're going to discourage (recruits) who are looking for a fight."
The OPP says it opposes formation of a local militia.
Insp. Dave Ross dismissed criticism that the OPP haven't kept law and order, noting the 148 charges laid against 61 people since early 2006, when protests began against a housing development on Douglas Creek land claimed by Six Nations.
"Our role is to act in an appropriate manner to monitor the peace and act in the best interests of everyone involved," Ross said.